GOREAN SHORES MENU
SNACKS or ENTREE
Letís review the Gorean Shores Tavern menu , and discuss the merits of a few of the offerings. The primary beverage of any respectable paga tavern is, of course, Pagar-Sa-Tarna, or just plain paga for short. This versatile beverage is truly the drink of Warriors, and its heavy consumption noted for producing a headache that is comparable to having your head torn asunder by tarn talons. The smooth, fermented brew is known for inducing lascivious behavior in already lusty Warriors, and it is suggested that the good silks be left at home while serving it (unless you donít mind having them ripped from your body).
Another popular beverage is ka-la-na wine, made from the fermented fruit of the ka-la-na tree. Its characteristic deep ruby color is a delight in the goblet, and has the added benefit of stirring the passions of reluctant wenches. This wine is particularly useful to relax a newly collared slut, and can be poured down her throat in tandem with slave wine before dragging her off for her first usage. (note: the tavern does not supply slave wine to any but its own sluts, so lusty Masters are expected to attend to this detail in their own sluts, on their own time, and from their own funds).
For a change of pace, why not try kalda? This delightful drink is a mixture of heated ka-la-na and sweet fruit juices, flavored with heavy spices. The management of Gorean Shores strongly recommends you to try it, since the cost for this diluted wine is the same per serve as a goblet of straight ka-la-na (profit is never a bad thing).
One of the most versatile items on the menu is the sul, a deep yellow starchy root vegetable akin to an earthen potato. This tasty tuber can be sliced, diced, fried, roasted, toasted and boiled. Best of all, in its fermented form of sul paga, this nondescript produce rises in fame as a drink that can not only get you drunk, but can eat through furniture. Careful where you spill this one.
Have you ever been offered a larma? This tart fruit (the one that isnít the serving wench) may be given in offering as a display of wanton lust. Many Masters have been known to ignore this symbolic gesture out of failure to recognize its significance. Particularly heated sluts may resort to subversive tactics and could offer the fruit between her naked breasts, or perhaps clenched between her thighs. Rarely does this fail to get His attention. When all else fails, heck with subterfuge. Rape Him publicly in the tavern (and invite me to watch).
On a quiet day, a bored Master might order fresh fruit. By the end of the serve, He will have heard every synonym for juicy and succulent that can be wrung from a handy thesaurus, and should feel a certain degree of apprehension over the explosive possibilities of the ripe fruit. To avoid being the recipient of the torrent of juices, a prudent Master will instruct the serving kajira to feed Him, saving the headache of losing His own slut back home to an afternoon of laundering juice stains out of His tunic. An added bonus here would be the sticky serving slave, who will need to be thoroughly cleaned before being released for her next serve. Encourage her to drip in strategically sensitive areas. (sluts are reminded to hide all rep cloths while performing this serve).
Kajira beware the Master who orders meat of any sort in chunk form, then binds your wrists behind you. These are good indications that He intends to play meat toss, and you and your fellow sisters will be pitted against each other in a fierce competition of squirming slave flesh. The wagers run high as slaves leap and slither to secure each succulent morsel for themselves, at times resorting to drastic measures to knock their sisters out of competition (Masters, be sure to secure the kennel trapdoor before initiating the game).
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